You LOVE the smell of funky feet? You like feet that have been trapped in running shoes for an hour? After a good workout, I love to sit back, relax and have a foot-bitch get down on his knees, remove my shoes, pull my socks off with his teeth, then massage my smelly, sweaty feet. Use the sweat as massage oil, til it dries out. Then you'll have to lick them. I love the feeling of a tongue running all over the bottoms of my feet. Each toe being sucked into your mouth. If you're good, i'll trample you, boy!  These socks aren't going to take themselves off!